DMC

Turn geeky

2008-10-07T20:24:00.006+08:00

Well, at last. Something to blog about...

OUR 'GEEKY' THEMED CLASS PARTY. Or you can just call it a class gathering, with some lecturers.

I'm not sure about the details, so you better read the long email from Joyce. But I'll give you a rough outline here.

Theme: Geeky
Friday 10 Oct, 6PM
Mandarin Gardens Function Room (aka Mich's place)
Food: Potluck (Oh wells)

So now, in case you're wondering how to be geeky, all you need is:

So the guys should look like this:

and the girls, like this:

Wait, that's not all. You'll have to talk and act like one.

Till then. See ya, Geeks!

The OhTree Tabloids

2007-07-17T19:18:00.001+08:00

Welcome to our first issue of The OhTree Tabloids where we bring you the finest, juiciest gossips and scandals that you can only find in the 03 Class Blog!

Sufian is acting suspicious and he plans to make a confession! But who?!

Nurul and Jannah won't be bored after seeing what happened after! Find out more!

There's been a lot of talk lately about Jeremy's newest squeeze and exclusively on OhTree Tabloids, we have EXCLUSIVE NEWS on his latest scandal!

So you think Grace is innocent?!
We caught her in a moment we can be sure that she is NOT as innocent as she looks!]

Spot the TRUE BLUE CAMWHORE in this pic!

and MORE!

So read on and grab your Oh Tree Tabloids!

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Welcome to Part 2 of OhTree Tabloids!
"So are you READY for the most TRAUMATISING, most SHOCKING, most EXCLUSIVE gossips to EVER be revealed in the history of TIME?!"

If you have no idea what I'm talking about, scroll RIGHT DOWN to catch previews of what is going to be revealed in Part Two!

Remember!
They're only found on the OhTree Tabloids!

Speaking of which, we are looking for YOU, yes YOU if you're a wonderful editor/writer because we're hiring!

So you're probably wondering who Sufian confessed to?
Take a guess! She has curly hair!

Yes! Sufian confessed to Nadiah!

but apparently, Nadiah doesn't seem too pleased about the confession!
"It's not sincere enough! I don't know! He's just... not... the one for me!" said Nadiah. Sufian appears to have retreated to a corner and was too devastated because of the rejection to be asked for an interview.
But that's not all! As soon as we turned our backs towards Sufian, he killed himself and is believed to be a ghost haunting Nadiah 5 seconds later!
"It always feels like something's there now... it's creepy!" said Nadiah in a follow-up interview.

...and what's this about Nurul and Jannah suddenly becoming awake? Oh dear!
Connie strips off her blazer to show off her blazing hot body underneath! But because this Tabloid is PG, we can only take it this far... :(

and Jeremy!
What's so smoking hot about Jeremy's newest squeeze?
Today, we reveal a SCANDALOUS AFFAIR!!!
SORRY GIRLS! Our most eligible Bishan Bachelor is now taken! =(

And you think these two girls are perfectly normal and innocent?!
I THINK NOT!

Grace: Ooo... Yes... I can tell they really are... fresh~

And you think Yiling is...

JUST AS GUILTY!

And who's the camwhore villian?!
Where everyone else is staring elsewhere, only one manages to catch a camera in the bushes and smile for the cam! How does she do it?!
"Well, it's talent and you must have a lot of experience!" said Gina
And Raudhah is actually a MAN underneath all that TD!

"This is actually my true self... and I have no regrets at all," said Raudhah firmly.

And Kenn admits he is a Yang Yang!

"Hi!"

And did we mention to you that Selina is actually secretly in love with Gina?

Selina: Eh.. Eunice... I tell you the secret liao.. you better not tell anyone okay???
Eunice: I WILL DEFINITELY TELL EVERYONE!!!! *evil manic laughter*
Eunice: But with a small fee~ I'll consider keeping it secret~
Selina: OKAY!

and even after accepting Selina's... bribes,
Eunice: EH GINA! I TELL YOU AH!!!!
Gina: WHAT WHAT WHAT?!?!?!
Selina: NO... DON'T TELL HER!!!! IT'S OUR SECRET REMEMBER! ((and oh oh oh my god, i'm holding Gina's hands.. teehee.. mai lurrrve~.. ))

But alas, secrets don't last forever as they say picture paints a thousand words and action speak louder than words!

Selina: Oh my god! To be this close to Gina~~ *blush*

...
Nadiah: OH MY GOD, SELINA! STOP GAWKING AT GINA! IT'S SO OBVIOUS!
Eunice: I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING AH!!!
Joyce(oblivious): WOW! Camera! *cheese!*
Selina: EUNICE IT MUST BE YOOOOOOOUUUU!!!!!!! I'LL SUE THE PANTS OFF YOU!

And hence, Selina dragged Eunice to court.
They are now still on trial.

And with this, we end OhTree Tabloids! Thanks for reading and we hope you enjoy this fantastic juicy gossips! Courtesy of "The R" for the photographs!
More Tabloids will be coming your way!
And like we say, if you're an aspiring photographer/"pizzarazi"/editor/reporter, we are looking for YOU to join OhTree Tabloids!
Tag this blog to sign up!

Here are the winning entries of the GROUP competition last month!
Going in 1st place!

Nice entourage, Raj@n!
(Note the specific positions between JeremyxXiaoqian and SufianxNadiah!)

and the 2nd place goes to:

Raudhah: HEEHEE.. ME AND MY HAREM OF GIRLS AND THEY DON'T EVEN KNOW IT~~
And the 3rd place goes to:
"Remember, kids, don't do drugs!" said Nurul.

Top 3 winners get to jump 1000 times merrily in the middle of CONB Tutorial this coming Thursday! =D

Here are the consolation prizes:

The most efficient and effective group when it comes to meditation, OoOoOoMmMmMmMMm~~~
Nice pose, Kenn!

And there's a pervertic stalker in the 03 class! :O

The sisters of Azkaban!

The sneaky sisters of Azkaban strikes back with top and bottom photos!
you can't see me, you can't see me!

To the consolation prize winners, congratulations! You get the jump 500 times merrily in the middle of CONB tutorial lesson this coming Thursday!

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Oh by the way, this deserves a whole new category of its own.
Eunice's stretchable elbow!

p.s: this is all in the name of good fun.

Disclaimer: I will not be responsible for any brain damage. =D

2007-06-05T10:07:00.000+08:00

我是你的小小小的尿！
(I am your small small small urine) wtF?!Ｏ＿＿Ｏ
For some strange reason, I can only type chinese just now. Kns. Ｓｉｇｈ．　Ｉ　ｗａｎｔ　ｔｏ　ｓｌｅｅｐ　ｎｏｗ．

Ｂｌｅｅｐ．

2007-05-02T21:52:00.000+08:00

random. and some things to make the blog more "alive".

jo's hand?

2007-04-28T15:41:00.000+08:00

click here and tell me i'm not imagining things!

anws, it's the third week of school already and most of us are going to school for only 3 days this week!

woohoo!!!!

2007-04-14T00:33:00.000+08:00

Class DMC03 would like to congratulate Zarir, Joseph and Lynette(DAC) for being the Best Facilitator during the SB FOP. yeah.. i mean BEST among the whole of SB. HAHAHA. =)

2007-04-13T11:37:00.000+08:00

Hey.. You guys should view all the pics since day 1 we're in school and you should laugh at how funny we all looked. LOL

Anyway, i'm conveying a msg from Ms Kwa.

"Pls inform everyone in your class that FULL-BLOWN mmr classes will start from week 1, there's no honeymoon period. This is to makeup for classes that we'll miss during the public holiday and MST week. Pls also remind your class not to test my patience and annoy me in week 1by being late."

Hope you guys understand the msg.. Anyway, a lot of our lecturers this sem won't tolerate lateness.. So yep.. Especially to my gang! Let's be punctual/early for lessons or our heads will roll!

Enjoy whatever that's left of your hols.

Nurul

2007-04-13T09:55:00.000+08:00

im not sure if you guys know this (maybe some la eh), but ms kwa will be our temporary ptn. according to her, she's just be in for a few weeks until a new media and comm male lecturer comes. lets hope he's nicer than her! :)

see you guys in erm, 2 days time? gosh!

2007-04-08T13:38:00.000+08:00

brief update

2007-02-26T18:58:00.000+08:00

hoho. hello all and happy tahun babi (aka cny). happy belated valentines too. and happy advance birthdays to those involved. (hahha)

its been quite some time since the last post. and ohyeah. the blog is now using a new username because it has been "updated" to the new blogger, so ask rau/nad for more info abt it.

most of the classmates are working (duh), some others are involved in school projects and competitions while the rest are just moping around. (im guilty of being in the last group.)

anyone heard anything about our new ptm? and you guys know right that we can change the class reps, so do you feel like ditching any/both of them? waaahaaaaaaaaa!!

_raudie

neuuu skin!

2007-02-07T15:23:00.000+08:00

HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOO... *echoes away*

ahh seems like not much activity going on here sooo...here's a new blogskin for the class blog whoooo!

credits to rau & myself (a little self-indulgence won't kill lah) for selecting & applying the skin :)

okay start commenting people!

do you like the skin?

~~SAY YES!~~

xox nad.

p.s: need a new blogskin? find me; i'll help you select one =)

Happy Birthday!!

2007-01-21T02:54:00.000+08:00

Happy Birthday Jeremy

So now Jeremy is 18 already. Wahhhh. can smoke, can legally go clubbing, drink. NOT BAD... Muahhhh!

Selina Turns 18! zOMG, someone set her on Faiyah!

2007-01-20T15:56:00.000+08:00

happy birthday, Selina. The 'Devil' turns 18 this year. let's pray less disasters happen this year.
XD

Shock shock horror horror. Brace yourselves everybody. the 'Devil' turns 18 this year and ain't afraid to show her reeeeal matured side of hers!

NO, YOU DON'T SAY?!?!!?!?!?
Selina turns 18 and immediately, THE SEA IS CALM?!!?!?!?
HOW CAN?!?!?!

ZOMG THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING!!!

...

Ahem. Apparently not. That was an inaccurate theory.

So please do continue to donate to the tsunami victims.

oh well.
nice try, though.

Meanwhile, in an isolated garden in Seoul
(which is in KOREA, in case people don't know where Seoul is... like zomg, if you don't know where Seoul is, you should go hang yourself with rafia string)
...

Ahem.

in Seoul Garden, that is,

LET'S GET READY TO ~~PARLEY~~ PAR-TAY!

Birthday cake courtesy of Michelle Ting!

Showing off our bellies.

Michelle cutting up her cake!

Just embracing the SEOUL atmosphere!

And Nadiah poses for the cam!

Special thanks to the organiser of the partay:
Nadiah!
It was a great day at SEOUL!
But nevertheless, we are back in Singapore and preparing for our examinations!
애정, 호의!!!
(love)

Saving in Memory....

xD this post is brought to you by Gina xD

last day wit Mr Victor nelson Joe

2007-01-18T02:20:00.000+08:00

The last day wit Mr Victor aka Mr Chee-yar. Remember to cut your Ha-yar or else you'll stand on the chee-yar. Yeahhhh.

2007-01-17T23:00:00.000+08:00

Hey people! Here's a sneak preview of our drama entitled... erm.. i actually forgot the title eh.haha. pardon me. Do catch JOyce and i in our very first play.
24thJanuary 2007 (Wednesday) @ 1pm.
T642 (Drama Room)

2007-01-13T12:31:00.000+08:00

look familiar?

guess who.............................................. nah! (he's not who you think he is. haha!) he's SENYUM!

and this is what happen when we have too long breaks.

we just get too bored.

2007-01-12T01:59:00.000+08:00

Sometimes we pity ourselves cos we had to mug for econs till late at night. The result will be us falling asleep in class. Heres an example.

a-part

2007-01-09T00:31:00.000+08:00

dmc 03 presents

the creators of A-Part

directed by

THE DIRECTOR

with

the sound by

THE SOUND WOMAN

and

the major filming by

THE CAMERA WOMAN

none of these
is possible without

the LIAN acted by

THE ACTRESS

last but not least

the greatest brain
(this is where we really shouldnt judge someone by the way they look.)

THE BAOKA LIAO

(A-Part is in cinema only after 2nd feb. its also to commemorate the you-know-what(heehee). i know you want it.)

ps. so what are you waiting for? book the tickets at bookyourticketshere.com NOW!

HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!

2007-01-07T02:37:00.000+08:00

hey all! let's all say a big HAPPY BIRTHDAY to our very own birthday gerl.. sheryl koh!! happy birthday babe! you're finally 18 and legal! so stay happy and have the nicest birthday okie! love you!!!

janna ;)

2007-01-02T20:23:00.000+08:00

seems like no one wants to update the class blog...

hmmm...i shall be nice and update....haha..just to add more posts la hor? haha!

hmmm...everyone is chiong-ing thier projects now...be it WP or DVPA or IDEA...

jiayou lor!

~Squidward~

2006-12-23T21:11:00.000+08:00

here's to everyone!

MERRY CHRISTMAS!

Future Terrorist

2006-12-15T23:32:00.000+08:00

Should America invade Iraq?!
I think NOT!

pay me money or i bomb you

no offense! But I had received requests to post these pictures up. =) Enjoy.

2006-12-15T02:10:00.000+08:00

some random photos.. including the most handsome-est guy in our class!

2006-12-13T15:40:00.000+08:00

i am back! glad you people like the blog skin! if u guys wanna change, do go ahead...BUT if that skin is nicer la.. =)

yesterday we had the news writing CA...it was bloody cold in the MLT! i was shivering while writing the article...
and yes...i HEARD that SOMEONE'S stomach made some weird noises during the test... heheheehehe!! hmmm...who was it? i wont wanna mention name(s) la...haha! shit...i see someone coming after me!! *runs*

anyway, this is a week where almost everyone is late for class...either that or they dont come at all...(not aiming at anyone k?)because i also like that..haha! i skipped gems today! haha! glad that i did...if not i wont be blogging now...

hope everything will go well for every group's DVPA shooting and stuff like that. and do remember to study HARD for FUNE...and remember to do the revision paper...!! we don wanna let Lusia down right?

oh yes...we still have WP to worry about...so ya...

shit...i forgot about IDEA...
yes...
CA4...the presentation with that OTHER CLASS and that OTHER LECTURER...

what else??? *thinks*

i guess that's all about it...

~Squidward~

2006-11-22T22:04:00.000+08:00

haahahahahahaa!!!

i totally love the picture with eu and sel posing like that!!!

*claps*

claps for DMC03 for successfully presenting DVPA!!

~squidward~

2006-11-22T00:13:00.000+08:00

hmmm feels so weird posting here since it's not mah blog and all..

meh.

anyhow at this point in time people would either be rushing for the dvpa tomorrow (i pray for us) or well errrr...doing econs on discussion board? heheheheh.

omg i'm sooo gonna be pelted with chopsticks for that comment on econs. gahhh. *no eunice, i'm not using gina's chopstick babies. REAL CHOPSTICKS. like the ones at the gravy aunty's stall*

okay enough ranting. i wanted to show you guys this pic i happened to take just now when i was snapping pics for the storyboard:

just a footnote. they were just posing and i happened to snap the pic. the power of a camera lens. whoooo! n these are the people we should pelt with chopsticks. esp selina tong for always suan-ing me!!

oh yeah and i can't help posting this pic up. i think mich looks really miserable:

yes, especially the jacket hanging out of the NTUC plastic bag.

okay i shall end here. getting sleee-peeee.

everybaddee get some rest ok. 2mr's gonna be loooong day (there's GEMs rarrrrrrrrrr!)

-Nad.

2006-11-20T01:41:00.000+08:00

Screw all the fucking assignments and projects! They suck big time! fuck it! Fuck all of it man.

2006-11-17T22:41:00.000+08:00

ok. so we're done with the tests.

BUT BUT. there are more!! not test la. PROJECTS/ASSIGNMENTS/PPT!

hmmms lets see. fune tut 6(monday), dvpa storyboard(wednesday) and ipra summary(friday) on wk 9. wp website thingy on wk 10. ivp discussion cafe on wk 11/12. (did i miss out anything?)

omg. thats alot la!

ANYWAYS are u guys done w tut 6? cos i left alot of the stupid qns unanswered. (and obviously i NEED help. so yea, any volunteers? =] hahh)

all the best guys.

ait.

2006-11-15T08:21:00.000+08:00

this post is for xiao qian....!!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU, XIAO QIAN!!! =)

*SINGS BIRTHDAY SONG*

~squidward~

2006-11-13T17:33:00.000+08:00

i am finally here!!!

~zhi high~

haha...

this is random update...

i agree with angmoh in tdg that we change the blogskin...

heex XD

good luck for CA!!

~squidward was here~

2006-11-08T14:03:00.000+08:00

i think its better if anyone(from 03) randomly updates this blog if u think its becoming dead. i mean, u cant just say its dead, and not do anything, when u can actually do smth about it. get me? hahhh.

ok guys. see you people tmr.

ait. aka angmoh in tdg.

ps: can we have a change in blogskin? what do u guys think? hmmms..

2006-10-15T20:50:00.000+08:00

ALright people! here are the unglam pics! yay! to be fair! my pic is als there! haha.. and xq, who changed my name to gek-y lulu? why gek_y? haha.. in case you're wondering who's the young girl with a v-shape fringe.. let me present to you.. Ms michelle ting peishan! hhaaa.. and joyce's peace pic is hilarious! (you think u damn cute ah?) lol! peace! haha.. enjoy laughing at it people!

Sorry! you may not be able to view some of the pics! just click on the x.

2006-10-14T14:30:00.000+08:00

soooooo..the gek-y lulu, where are all the unglam photos that you promised?? hurry huryy!

-xq

2006-10-13T21:07:00.000+08:00

omg! guess what? this is the 50th post! whoa. not bad huh? haha. week 4 is gg to be kinda hectic for us, with dvpa ca and the nw security thingy on wed, ivp ca on fri and the wp project. and not forgetting, ipra. gosh. thats like almost all the modules that we're taking this sem la. except for fune. but still, the normal brain cracking tutorial hmwk. [im soo damn tempted to get my dtrm friend's help in the tutorials la. hahaha. but dont think he still has the notes though.] oh yea, and ideas also. we must bring back our plasticine this mon right? remember ok!

note for fellow classmates:
-joseph- PLEASE GET A HAIR CUT!
-gina- i want my mee poh. =)
-nurul- dun dye ur hair ok? haha
-nad- u suck. u vacuum!
-jem and zarir- stop the gayness!
-kenny- nice hair now. hahh
-eun- can i have ur bro's num? lols
-mich- buy ur own shoes la! hahahahhaha
-xq- is darren really shorter than u? =X
-grace- poly guys rock more! xD
-yiling- ur fac got nice hair. weee!
-selina- remember ed+ward=edward? hahah
-sher- whr's joseph? MUAHAHAHAHA
-joyce, suf, jann, weiling and connie- DO NOT feel neglected ok?

so maybe, this blog is not so dead after all huh? thought so. =D

credits to rau. v('_')v (<-this is damn cute ok!)

2006-09-20T15:16:00.000+08:00

more more n more!! n look who came to visit us <3 ---

2006-09-20T15:03:00.000+08:00

okie.. we all noe tt we had chalet on 11/12 sept aite.. but wat the fucking hell.. oni the half of us went n turns out to be a cliques instead of a class chalet..
aniwae tengok/kan/see e pics lar tt we took lar.. enjoy!! <3

2006-09-20T14:55:00.000+08:00

fellow 03s.. Are you all alive? please respond if you guys are.

here's a topic. tell me which module are you guys taking for gem?

nurul, jannah, joyce drama appreciation
connie, jeremy, sheryl film appreciation
nad, eunice, rau customer service
gina, grace, xiaoqian is seeing believing
yiling know your temperamental blends
zarir, sufian negotiation skills
weiling, selina music appreciation
joseph psychology
mich real estate
ken (disappeared from earth?!! haha!)

lulu lala..and edited by xq and then, rau =)

2006-08-30T01:12:00.000+08:00

hello again.

anyways. we need the money ASAP to book the chalet. so those who are going, can u inform Joseph, zarir, JOyce on when can u pay. that will be much appreciated. =)

PS: we will be inviting ALMOST all our lecturers. so dunnoe whether they wld come or not. and our facs too. so enjoy. =)

2006-08-30T00:33:00.000+08:00

hello DMC03.

anyways if u all are coming to the chalet, please do tell us whether youre staying over. for those staying over, you hv to pay 15 bucks, for those who are not, 10 bucks. so enjoy. =)

2006-08-28T16:16:00.000+08:00

YOHOOO

the class is having 2D 1N chalet at pasir ris from 11 Sept to 12 Sept (mon, tues). who can make it? tell joseph, joyce or zarina asap. the chalet is not booked yet cos not sure exactly how many people going, but according to zarina, so far 8 ppl confirm going alr. and its 85 bucks shared among whoever's going.

yea man, that's all.
~the kind soul was here to convey this msg on behalf of zarina

2006-08-23T03:21:00.000+08:00

ok, sorry rau, i'm the 'bloddy hell'.

argh.

anyway i removed it le. but other people can still access via blogs who have ya link...so no difference right?

=/ XQ

2006-08-19T10:00:00.000+08:00

EXAM'S OVER!!! WOOOOHOOOO!

CHEERIOS.

and i implore the other fellow oh-threeians to contribute to this CLASS BLOG. CLASS blog. why is it always me (and rau and nurul only)?!?!??!

XQ HERE AGAIN for god knows how many phucking times la~

2006-08-12T13:59:00.000+08:00

FOM is a PHUCKING STUPID subject to study for!!!!!!!

it will just kill off whatever brain cells that are left inside. which explains why i'm blogging here instead of studying (mugging?!).

RAH.

XQ was here. PHUCK YOU legongs! UPDATE la!

2006-08-07T03:19:00.000+08:00

alright..the blog's not dead after all..YAY! WOOHOOO!

darn farnie video.

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=194633005204962690&q=Daniel+chesterfield

2006-08-05T15:28:00.000+08:00

i thnk we need some jokes to prepare for the revision week. haha here they are..

A mother was walking down the hall when she heard a humming sound coming from her daughter's bedroom. When she opened the door, she found her daughter naked on the bed with a vibrator."What are you doing!?!" she exclaimed.The daughter replied, "I'm 35 and still living at home with my parents and this is the closest I'll ever get to a husband."Later that week, the father was in the kitchen and heard a humming sound coming from the basement. When he went downstairs, he found his daughter naked on a sofa with her vibrator."What are you doing!?!" he exclaimed.The daughter replied, "I'm 35 and still living at home with my parents and this is the closest I'll ever get to a husband."A couple of days later, the mother heard the humming sound again, this time in the living room.Upon entering the room, she found her husband watching television, with the vibrator buzzing away beside him."What are you doing?" she asked in shock.He replied, "What's it look like? I'm watching the game with my son-in-law."

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Idiots
"If there are any idiots in the classroom, will they please stand up," said the sarcastic teacher. After a long silence, one freshman rose to his feet.
"Now then, why do you consider yourself an idiot?" inquired the teacher with a sneer.
"Well, actually I don't," said the student, "but I hate to see you standing up there all by yourself."

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The Toy
The father of five children had won a toy at a raffle. He called his kids together to ask which one should have the present. "Who is the most obedient?" he asked. "Who never talks back to mother? Who does everything she says?"
Five small voices answered in unison. "Okay, dad, you get the toy."

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now LAUGH! ha ha

-angmoh in tudung =)

2006-08-05T13:18:00.000+08:00

Check that out.. it's a new way to do your math paper! thank god we don't have to do that anymore! yay! i hate math! it's pure shit..

No one bothers to update this stupid blog.. it's as good as dead.. I'm bored but i don't know what to talk about. It must be politically corect.. and that's wrong.. ok.. i'm just blabbering rubbish.. Let's talk about my favorite lecturer! I like ms helen ng! I think she rocks my socks. She''s extremely nice lah.. and one of the few lecturers that would actually entertain our nonsense shit. I'm so going to miss our lecturers.. Ok wait.. why am i talking like i'm in final year.. I think ms lily is nice.. But sometimes it's pretty hard to relate to her.. But i still like her.. erm.. know what, we all should study together.. anyway, i think the letter that the school gave for the exam shit is pure shit! Why would they sende such stupid reminders! Anyway, it's study week!!! tell me how you guys intend to spend this week!! I wana party and study!! too much study makes you go crazyyyyy!! so people!! join me and my shit! ok that's very random! anyway! i love u guys and i know u guys love me!

the ever legong nurul!

2006-07-25T22:12:00.000+08:00

check out sufian's video clip : http://youtube.com/watch?v=JdT5m1iID5k&search=bgss

2006-07-25T14:01:00.000+08:00

2006-07-24T20:49:00.000+08:00

lets destress and READ ALL THESE!!

Why Dicks Are Unfortunate.
10. You've got a hole in your head.
9. Your master strangles you all the time.
8. Your head is disproportionate to the rest of your body.
7. You shrink in cold water.
6. You never get a haircut.
5. You always hang around with two nuts.
4. Your closest neighbor is an asshole.
3. Your best friend is a pussy.
2. Your scalp gets cut off if you're Jewish.
And the number one reason why it sucks to be a dick:
1. Every time you get excited, you throw up.

I Like Your Thinking.
A teacher asks her class, ''If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?'' She calls on little Johnny. ''None, they all fly away with the first gunshot.'' The teacher replies, ''The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking.''
Then Little Johnny says, ''I have a question for YOU.There are three women sitting on a bench having ice cream. One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream. The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone. The third is biting off the top of the ice cream. Which one is married?''The teacher, blushing a great deal, replies, ''Well I suppose the one that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone.''''The correct answer is the one with the wedding ring on...but I like your thinking.''

NOW LAUGH!!! im just bored la. haha hv fun reading the rest ;)

STUPID QUESTIONS WITH THE SMART ANSWERS:
BOY : May I hold your hand?
GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy.

GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me!
BOY : You love me...

GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring??
BOY : Sure, what's your phone number??

SHARON : Have you ever had a hot passionate, burning kiss??
TRACY : I did once. He'd forgotten to take the cigarette out of his mouth.

MAN : You remind me of the sea.
WOMAN : Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting?
MAN : NO, because you make me sick.

MARY : John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly.What do u think, Peter?
PETER : A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly.

Waiter : "Would you like your coffee black?"
Customer : "What other colors do you have?"

Teacher : "Sam, you talk a lot !"
Sam : "It's a family tradition".
Teacher : "What do you mean?"
Sam : "Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a teacher".
Teacher : "What about your mother?"
Sam : "She's a woman".

Tom : "How should I convey the news to my father that I've failed?"
David: "You just send a telegram: Result declared, past year's performance repeated".

Teacher : "Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?"
Sam : "No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook".

Patient : "What are the chances of my recovering doctor?"
Doctor : "One hundred percent. Medical records show that nine out of ten people die of the disease you have. Yours is the tenth case I've treated. The others all died".

Teacher : " Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"
One Student : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day and at the same time."

Teacher : " George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him ?"
One Student: " Because George still had the axe in is hand."

kinda lame right? wahahaha. nvm i like!

Random Jokes
1.Three Wise men were going to heaven, but before that, they each had to answer a question from God. The first Wise Man came up and God asked him, "Who was the first man on earth?" He answered Adam and was let in. The second Wise Man came up and God asked him, "Who was the first women on earth?" He answered Eve and was let in. The thrid Wise Man came up and God asked, "What was the first thing Eve said to Adam?" He thought for a moment, "Hmm, that's a hard one..." And God said, you may be let into Heaven.

2. A cop was riding a bicycle looking for a crook. He saw the crook and started chasing him, but the crook went into the bush and the policeman had to leave the bike and chase him on foot.The cop caught the crook and told him he must not move while he gets his bike. As soon as the cop left for the bike, the crook disappeared.The following day the policeman saw the same guy and ran after him, leaving his bike behind. He caught the guy and told him that since he had run away the previous day, the crook had to go and get the bike while the cop waited for him.

3. The was a man who had four kids, all gorgeous, except for the youngest one, Craig, who was nothing short of gruesome.While on his deathbed, the husband asked his wife, "Marie, tell me one thing. And please be honest. Am I Craig's father?""Yes, honey," replied his wife. "I promise you, Craig is 100 percent yours." "I can die a happy man. Goodbye my love."And the man peacefully passed away.Marie gave a big sigh and said quietly, "Thank heaven almighty he didn't ask me about the other three."

-angmoh in tudung-

2006-07-24T04:03:00.000+08:00

look at the nice blue sky and the fluffy clouds...destress!!!

2006-07-16T00:18:00.000+08:00

This is a pic we took at the Jamiyah Nursing home. SR Nathan look so happy.

2006-07-15T13:38:00.000+08:00

tomorrow is the day. the dreaded. 10 hours straight. let's get it over and done with man..

gentle reminder to bring the paper (in the cd file) to record the shitty stuff we gonna do..and hope the bitch rots in hell.

and one important thing..remember the last cd presentation grp..actually we are supposed to do presentation for this community service shit in the grps that we formed last time (when ong was stil here), so since we are in our own 'cliques' for tomorrow, let's just do the presentation in this grp (of cliques) instead of the previous grps..this make things easier too.

agreed?

xq-NOT-tweety!! ...

2006-07-10T23:14:00.000+08:00

Forza Azzuri!! yes. Italy are e champions of the world. France? haha.. yeah. mebbe Zidane saw a ball at Materazzi's chest, so he decided to head it to goal. So guys, no more excuses for being late to class cos world cup is over. next.. euro 2008.

PS: We have a new member who will join DMC03 wef of tomoro. Her name is WEI WEI. So be nice to her and make her feel comfortable ard us. =)

2006-07-09T15:30:00.000+08:00

These people have yet to submit your e-learning CD assignment. The NE msg shit. Please submit your work by WEDNESDAY at SB office. Place it in her pigeon hole. BTW, her name is wee siew hong.. hahaha
Joyce, selina,jeremy,yiling,raudhah,joseph,xiao qian, connie and grace.

same goes for the stupid reflections..
Joyce, sheryll and selina.

And CIP is this saturday, 15th of July 2006. At Jamiyah Nursing Home. From 8am to 6pm. We'll prolly take them to a park. It's not an old folks home. It's a nursing home for the aged. They're mostly wheelchair bound. So yeah. It's located at west coast drive. So yeah. will tell you guys details very soon.

Lulu Giyanto!

2006-07-09T14:28:00.000+08:00

just for laughs..

*xq ROFL-ing.....

2006-06-24T19:31:00.000+08:00

woow! been a long time since anyone updated anything here. Anyway, school's starting next week!!!gosh.. I want longer holiday.. Actually.. i'm kinda bored with this stupid holiday ah. Haha! All i do is eat. sleep. go out.

Ok. CD reflection is a total crap! i mean like why the hell do u have to crap about an inspiring experience! duh! dumbass! she thinks we care about our work being showcase if it's good? lol. arsehold.

F.O.M stinks alright. I hate it. Both summary and project.

ITB too! Zarir's group have 0 message in their discussion forum ah. And gina.. wooww.. very enthu ah.. 23 messages. Thank god i have grace,yiling and xq in my group. But why the hell do u have to talk about hackers? wireless network and that kindashit.

What other stuff do we have ah? ok lar.. whatever it is.. Everything is pure shit. lol.

Oh and guess what, sheryll kann called me just now. We talked for hours on the phone. I had to literally hang up cause we were talking on my hp and my card credit is low! but of course, i call her back. She was blabbering non-stop about OC presentation. She called to ask whether we're aware that there's a presentation next tues, as in 27/6/2006. Like who the hell would know? so she just talked about how she'll postponed it and stuff. And why we must do well for it and blah blah blah.....

enough.. see u guys on mon!
LULU

2006-06-19T15:22:00.000+08:00

hahaha ppl!!! fun fun fun!! yep tts wat i can sae bt our 1st eva class bbq on 160606.. omg all i can sae is " Pow Wow!!" man.. n we didnt sleep e whole nite too.. ahem.. actly i slept lar bt oni 4 2 pathetic hrs cos dey were damn noisy man.. but wat woke me up was e sound of a gayish ah ah ah!!! rite ah gong!! heheh.. niwae here r sum pic i took tt dae.. enjoe kae ppl of my clazz.. love y'all..

jann signing off :)

2006-06-17T23:57:00.000+08:00

2006-06-05T17:26:00.000+08:00

Gin says:

We had fun multishotting! here are the results!!

click the pictures to enlarge!!!

There's Sher + Connie,
Selina + Nurul and
the deadly trio!

we had fun multishotting! click to enlarge!

2006-06-02T02:01:00.000+08:00

A Primary School teacher was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, "Harry, what is your problem?"Harry answered, "I'm too smart for the Primary 1. My sister is in Primary 3 and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in Primary 3 too!"The teacher took Harry to the principal's office. While Harry waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was.The principal told the teacher he would give the boy a test and if he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the Primary 1, and behave.The teacher agreed. Harry was brought in. The conditions were explained,and Harry agreed to take the test.Principal: "What is 3 x 3?"Harry: "9"Principal: "What is 6 x 6?"Harry: "36"And so it went with every question the principal thought a Primary 1 student should know. The principal looks at the teacher and tells her,"I think Harry can go to Primary 3."The teacher says to the principal, "May I ask him some tougher questions?"The principal and Harry both agree.Teacher: "What does a cow have four of that I have only two?"Harry: "Legs."Teacher: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?" (The principal wondered, why does she ask such a question!)Harry: "Pockets."Teacher: "What does a dog do that a man steps into?"Harry: "Pants."Teacher: "What's starts with a C and ends with a T, and it is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?" (The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer....)Harry: "Coconut."Teacher: "What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?"Harry: "Bubblegum."Teacher: "Now I will ask some 'Who am I' sort of questions, okay?"Teacher: "You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do." Who am I??Harry: "A Tent. "Teacher: "A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first." What am I?? (Principal was looking restless and a bit tense)Harry: "A Wedding Ring."Teacher: "I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you blow me, I feel good." What am I??Harry: "A Nose."Teacher: "I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver." What am I??Harry: "An Arrow."Teacher: "What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K' that means a lot of excitement?"Harry: "Firetruck."The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the teacher, "Put this ass in Primary 6! I got the last 10 questions wrong myself."

lulu

2006-05-30T02:35:00.000+08:00

ok people! i am sooooo sorry about the taggie. the remarks from grace... weiling.. yiling.. god knows who else are from me lah. haha. These people dont tag so i'm just creating a stir! grrrrrr! and projects make me go MADDDDDDD! so here iam... sooo madddd... good luck people! ive been talking rubbish the whole of today. bear with me! peace!

nulie/nunu/shasha/noolz/nurul!!!!

2006-05-25T16:43:00.000+08:00

Here are the pics! God knows when we took those pics. I totally lost track. We've been taking pics practically everyday! duh! haha.. oh.. Nulie's angels! posing in the toilet and nulie has to be the photographer. sad life. haha. HAPPY BIRTHDAY WEILING!!! YOU'RE OLD BUT I'M OLDER!!

2006-05-21T11:24:00.000+08:00

oooh. fish and co's fish and chips was really good. and sufian ure not the only gay boy in class. juz look at the pic. haha.. im juz kidding. unfortunatly we didnt get to watch da vinci code. every cinema we went was full. damn. btw. we r watching da vinci code this tues after sch. lets go watch it together. the more the merrier. =)

2006-05-21T01:19:00.000+08:00

Pictures paint a thousand words! Clash of the titans! selina your gang suck! haha! you can't even recruit members! Look how influential my gang is man! zarir! your gang suck too! lol.. somehow our hand sign complements. haha! And my gang has affiliations with LAO DA gang!

2006-05-19T08:45:00.000+08:00

Sel says:

Hola! Eh, you people GAYster lah. Bully me today. -.- But no worries, i'm gonna take my revenge someday! =D Anyways, CD project is over! Well, for Group 1 and 2 i mean. No offence to Group 3 and 4 though` =p Well, these are some really cute pics, or rather, spastic as Gina says. =)

2006-05-18T20:38:00.000+08:00

Gin` speaks:

Wah lau! Selina spastic nia!!

But...

CAN YOU BEAT THAT?

LOL.

2006-05-17T22:08:00.000+08:00

What Gin` Says:

I SPEAK NOTHING BUT THE TRUTH!

Suffy's gaaaaaaaaay!!! LOL.

i can just imagine Ken saying that to Joyce lah. =.= the damn chinese english slang. OH YAH THAT RED CHAIR LOOKS LIKE THE ONE AT MY HOUSE. FUGGG. NO WAIT, I CHANGE MY MIND. IT IS MY HOUSE! ...

D: WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING AT MY HOUSE?! LAO DA NEVER KICK YOU ALL OUT MEH?!

... Joyce... omg.. LOLOLOLOL.. funny sia!

stalkers. bloody hell. LOL. *crabwalks away* oops lah zarir, :( pardon my ignorance, great Zee. *bows* ooo. nice name. I shall call you Z from now on. LOL. *momentary pause*... NAAAH. :)

2006-05-17T00:49:00.000+08:00

2006-05-16T23:26:00.000+08:00

for godsake gina, my name doesnt hv the 'n' in it. the first part that is. if u want, u can write my full name. Zarirnaziz. and joseph was really terrified just now when xiao xiao said " eh joseph can u not be so childish??" he was trembling with fear. like omg. happy presidents challenge day. hahaha.. =)

2006-05-16T21:22:00.000+08:00

Gin` Speaks:

liao! 04 guys seem to like to pick girls up sia! DESPO WARNING SIGNALS~~ BEE BOH BEE BOH BEE BOH x1000...

but anyway,

kinky sia! Saw Jannah with Zarirn and Joseph today at j8. WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU GUYS DOING IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT UH?! ((by saying middle of the night, i do mean 8-ish ast night.)) doh.

And Sufian's sadly, positively gay. I have a picture to prove it now! BWAHAHAHA! ((Shall upload tomorrow. I will leave you guys in suspense lalala *my milk shake brings all the boys to the yard, damn right, it's better than yaws~ i can teach you but i have to charge~* <- that's just soooo random dammit.))

signing off, SPfm. :) LOL.

2006-05-16T01:36:00.000+08:00

Someone, Anyone, Please Tell Me What's Going On? Our Class Family Tree Is Complicated Enough. Now This??

2006-05-15T23:03:00.000+08:00

for gods sake im not wit Jannah ok?? its just coincidence that we wore red today. and dun wish us all the best for our relationship cuz it doesnt even exists. like wtf? =) and fri is gonna be UNIFORM DAY. put on ur best sch uniform (pri,sec or even kindergarten) and SMILE!!

2006-05-15T19:50:00.000+08:00

Did you see how joyce bend her fingers! goodness me! it's so disgusting... and abnormal too...Joyce! please be reminded that you're abnormal. oh! someone from 04 is interested in connie... here's our conversation..

my friend: hey.. who's that girl in black seated at the extreme corner?
nurul: You mean that girl in jumpsuit?
my friend: ya. that one. what's her name?
nurul: oh. She's connie. why?
my friend: Oh! my friend wants to know.
nurul: Oh! which one?
my friend: that guy who looks really old
nurul: oh. eukh.
my friend: He can be your friend. He drinks and club too.
nurul: oh really? Btw, connie has bad impression over smokers and clubbers.
my friend: oh.. too bad.. does that include you?
nurul: nope! i'm an exceptional case! :)

2006-05-15T16:00:00.000+08:00

today is.... ZARIR AND JANNAH'S OFFICIAL FIRST DAY TOGETHER (THE RED COUPLE!)!!!!!!!!! lol. DMC03 wish them all the best in their relationship. =))

2006-05-12T22:09:00.000+08:00

we met up for CD project, but we had a blast instead. here are some of the proofs. =)

2006-05-10T13:38:00.000+08:00

sher likes mr william tan! (:
because he doesnt minus marks for me.
YAY!
he bang he bangs!

2006-05-09T00:03:00.000+08:00

I like this pic. I don't know why. I'want to be a happening nerd once more. but i can't. I'm so bored right now.. I'd rather water the plants. i love myself i love myself i love myself! good night everyone!

2006-05-07T18:36:00.000+08:00

Gin` speaks:

WAH HO SEH! PICTURES PICTURES PICTURES WHEE!! Eh class photo i don't have the one in the middle leh! SHER SEND MEHHHH~~~

*prances*

wah lau, i got a lot of pictures here lor. if have to put up i think it's considered spamming liao. LOL. My friends all asking me if I was studying at all or not in poly. >_< MR POTATO NEXT FRIDAY!? EHHH STEADY BO?!

Eh... this one very scary sia. imagine if someone wanna sow discord with people, den you can just pose as the person scold people. LIKDAT HOW?!?!?!

Example:

Jeremy Says:
Gina, you sucks loh.

WAHHHH... Heartbreak sia. Bishan Kim Sam Leng Hokkien Mee rocks lah? When are we ever gonna arrange a class outing with Miss Lily? T_T While Stocks Last.

2006-05-07T11:54:00.000+08:00

(: cmon now, everybody scream SHER ROCKS MY SOCKS!

haha okay, i was just kidding.

we need a tagboard! i know im supposed to do it. haha. soon soon! for now, we need to inform the world that our rockin' class has a blog! and a very cool one in fact. haha. please do put down your links of your blog if you have one.

2006-05-07T00:06:00.000+08:00

Jeremy Talking Cock: Hey people... do u all know wads on channel 5 next friday, 12 May 2006 at 7.45 pm... thats right... it's Toy Story... and u all know who is da main character... no... not Buzz Lightyear... not woody... thats right... It's Mr Potato... so... if u want to see Mr Potato in action... be at home on Friday nite...

2006-05-06T22:22:00.000+08:00

when NURUL speaks: Peepz from other classes, please don't be jealous and you can continue to envy 03's unity! lol! alright! thanks sher! nice blogskin! finally we have a blog to ventilate our rants! yay! cheers everyone! DMC o3 rocks my ass!!!! grrrrrr... gosh.. projects.. too many of them.. i've lost count of everything.. goodness. someone please kick my ass so that i won't come back ever again!!! let's post all the latest happenings up here! ok.. so... let's start off with the couple in the class.. we have connie and jeremy. joseph and joyce. zarir and jannah. erm.. anyone else?!! haha. you guys rock my ass too! haha! i don't know what else to say. taaaaaa

2006-05-06T22:11:00.000+08:00

Gin` says: ooo.. kinky. x) ahahha... nice blogskin btw. Wah sen, dunno what to say here. Later lao da come find me, i die. LOL... *crabwalks away*

2006-05-06T13:03:00.000+08:00

TEST TEST TEST! (:

sher here. ooh la la! i hope this blogskin is okay for everyone. gosh! we actually have our very own blog! anyone from our class is free to blog about anything in here. msg me for the Username and Password.

cheers! :D
rock on dmc 03