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The People

Class DMC 2A03
Singapore Polytechnic
School Of Business
Media and Communication
THE PEOPLE

PTN : ??
Chairperson: Jeremy
Vice- chair: Selina
Treasurer: Sufian

Joyce
Sufian
Weiling
Kenn
Sheryl
Jannah
Nadiah
Nurul
Selina
Jeremy
Zarir
Yiling
Raudhah
Joseph
Michelle
Xiao Qian
Gina
Connie
Grace
Eunice

Mates

GINA
NADIAH
MICHELLE
NURUL(tag me)
RAUDHAH
SELINA
SHER (:
WEI LING
XIAO QIAN
YI LING

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Tuesday, July 25, 2006//*
check out sufian's video clip : http://youtube.com/watch?v=JdT5m1iID5k&search=bgss
10:12 PM


2:01 PM

Monday, July 24, 2006//*

lets destress and READ ALL THESE!!

Why Dicks Are Unfortunate.
10. You've got a hole in your head.
9. Your master strangles you all the time.
8. Your head is disproportionate to the rest of your body.
7. You shrink in cold water.
6. You never get a haircut.
5. You always hang around with two nuts.
4. Your closest neighbor is an asshole.
3. Your best friend is a pussy.
2. Your scalp gets cut off if you're Jewish.
And the number one reason why it sucks to be a dick:
1. Every time you get excited, you throw up.

I Like Your Thinking.
A teacher asks her class, ''If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?'' She calls on little Johnny. ''None, they all fly away with the first gunshot.'' The teacher replies, ''The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking.''
Then Little Johnny says, ''I have a question for YOU.There are three women sitting on a bench having ice cream. One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream. The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone. The third is biting off the top of the ice cream. Which one is married?''The teacher, blushing a great deal, replies, ''Well I suppose the one that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone.''''The correct answer is the one with the wedding ring on...but I like your thinking.''


NOW LAUGH!!! im just bored la. haha hv fun reading the rest ;)


STUPID QUESTIONS WITH THE SMART ANSWERS:
BOY : May I hold your hand?
GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy.

GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me!
BOY : You love me...

GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring??
BOY : Sure, what's your phone number??

SHARON : Have you ever had a hot passionate, burning kiss??
TRACY : I did once. He'd forgotten to take the cigarette out of his mouth.

MAN : You remind me of the sea.
WOMAN : Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting?
MAN : NO, because you make me sick.

MARY : John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly.What do u think, Peter?
PETER : A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly.

Waiter : "Would you like your coffee black?"
Customer : "What other colors do you have?"

Teacher : "Sam, you talk a lot !"
Sam : "It's a family tradition".
Teacher : "What do you mean?"
Sam : "Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a teacher".
Teacher : "What about your mother?"
Sam : "She's a woman".

Tom : "How should I convey the news to my father that I've failed?"
David: "You just send a telegram: Result declared, past year's performance repeated".

Teacher : "Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?"
Sam : "No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook".

Patient : "What are the chances of my recovering doctor?"
Doctor : "One hundred percent. Medical records show that nine out of ten people die of the disease you have. Yours is the tenth case I've treated. The others all died".

Teacher : " Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"
One Student : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day and at the same time."

Teacher : " George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him ?"
One Student: " Because George still had the axe in is hand."


kinda lame right? wahahaha. nvm i like!


Random Jokes
1.Three Wise men were going to heaven, but before that, they each had to answer a question from God. The first Wise Man came up and God asked him, "Who was the first man on earth?" He answered Adam and was let in. The second Wise Man came up and God asked him, "Who was the first women on earth?" He answered Eve and was let in. The thrid Wise Man came up and God asked, "What was the first thing Eve said to Adam?" He thought for a moment, "Hmm, that's a hard one..." And God said, you may be let into Heaven.

2. A cop was riding a bicycle looking for a crook. He saw the crook and started chasing him, but the crook went into the bush and the policeman had to leave the bike and chase him on foot.The cop caught the crook and told him he must not move while he gets his bike. As soon as the cop left for the bike, the crook disappeared.The following day the policeman saw the same guy and ran after him, leaving his bike behind. He caught the guy and told him that since he had run away the previous day, the crook had to go and get the bike while the cop waited for him.

3. The was a man who had four kids, all gorgeous, except for the youngest one, Craig, who was nothing short of gruesome.While on his deathbed, the husband asked his wife, "Marie, tell me one thing. And please be honest. Am I Craig's father?""Yes, honey," replied his wife. "I promise you, Craig is 100 percent yours." "I can die a happy man. Goodbye my love."And the man peacefully passed away.Marie gave a big sigh and said quietly, "Thank heaven almighty he didn't ask me about the other three."

-angmoh in tudung-
8:49 PM





















look at the nice blue sky and the fluffy clouds...destress!!!
4:03 AM

Sunday, July 16, 2006//*

This is a pic we took at the Jamiyah Nursing home. SR Nathan look so happy.
12:18 AM

Saturday, July 15, 2006//*

tomorrow is the day. the dreaded. 10 hours straight. let's get it over and done with man..

gentle reminder to bring the paper (in the cd file) to record the shitty stuff we gonna do..and hope the bitch rots in hell.

and one important thing..remember the last cd presentation grp..actually we are supposed to do presentation for this community service shit in the grps that we formed last time (when ong was stil here), so since we are in our own 'cliques' for tomorrow, let's just do the presentation in this grp (of cliques) instead of the previous grps..this make things easier too.

agreed?



xq-NOT-tweety!! ...
1:38 PM

Monday, July 10, 2006//*



Forza Azzuri!! yes. Italy are e champions of the world. France? haha.. yeah. mebbe Zidane saw a ball at Materazzi's chest, so he decided to head it to goal. So guys, no more excuses for being late to class cos world cup is over. next.. euro 2008.






PS: We have a new member who will join DMC03 wef of tomoro. Her name is WEI WEI. So be nice to her and make her feel comfortable ard us. =)
11:14 PM

Sunday, July 09, 2006//*

These people have yet to submit your e-learning CD assignment. The NE msg shit. Please submit your work by WEDNESDAY at SB office. Place it in her pigeon hole. BTW, her name is wee siew hong.. hahaha
Joyce, selina,jeremy,yiling,raudhah,joseph,xiao qian, connie and grace.

same goes for the stupid reflections..
Joyce, sheryll and selina.

And CIP is this saturday, 15th of July 2006. At Jamiyah Nursing Home. From 8am to 6pm. We'll prolly take them to a park. It's not an old folks home. It's a nursing home for the aged. They're mostly wheelchair bound. So yeah. It's located at west coast drive. So yeah. will tell you guys details very soon.

Lulu Giyanto!
3:30 PM





just for laughs..

*xq ROFL-ing.....
2:28 PM